April Fool’s Day is a time for silly jokes and laughing with loved ones — and what better way to celebrate it than with our favourite drinking jokes? To celebrate, the Yarm Distillery team have put together a list of our top ten alcohol-themed jokes and puns, guaranteed to win you a smile (and a groan) from the whole family.
A termite walks into a pub.
“Where is the bar tender?” he asks.
Life and Yarm Gin are very similar — chill for best results.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”
A time traveller walks into a bar.
My brother says that non-alcoholic beer is delicious, but I think he has no proof.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
What is a frog’s favourite mixer?
Croaka-cola!
Yarm Whisky improves with age. I improve with Yarm Whisky.
I went to an ABBA-themed pub last night. The toilets were amazing — what a loo!
Did you hear that they arrested a battery for public intoxication? Luckily, he wasn’t charged.
Yarm Vodka is the answer… but I can’t remember the question.
Remember, always drink (and make terrible puns) responsibly! If you are looking for a tipple to raise to your favourite joke, you can browse our entire product range online here. Happy April Fool’s Day from all of us at Yarm Distillery.
